Nov 23, 2008

To Cool For School.

To Whom it may concern,
Last night i was prepared to watch this movie:
But NO. Apparently no one believes in watching films from the 90's. We own this movie but its buried under 2 mattreses & 16 boxes. No thanks. I was utterly dissapointed. Hollywood video, Step up your game. Some of us who were born in the 90's may actually want to watch movies from this generation. Does everyone assume they're too cool to watch this stuff? Newsflash. Your not. Punks.

There's my 2 cents.

Nov 16, 2008

Oops..

I have been neglecting the blog. No if and's or But' about it. I am terribly sorry blog i hope you can forgive me! (and sorry to those of you who actually like hearing what goes on in a sxteen year olds life.) Oh yeah, I'm sixteen! I have many stories. Here's the First...
K i waited till now to post about the big 1-6 cause I wanted to get everything I've done into one post instead of multiple. So here goes. Frienday (friday) i walk into my 7th hour seminary class (last class o' the day) And take my place in the back of the class. (the image of a girl wearing glasses that doesn't talk will come to mind) and all the sudden my favoritest person in the world (bro. Chatwin {sem. Pres}) walks in with sixteen roses. At first I thought they were from him and i was like HOLY CRAP. My jaw fell to the floor and the blood in my cheeks shone bright red. He comes in and aannounces that my father had them delieverd for me. I have a rockin pop. Later that night Father and myself went to Donavan's. one word. WOAH. I couldn't believe i got to go it was awesome. Everything was delectible. The creme Brulee (my fav) was brought out with a candle on top. I was livin the high life.
Next day... I got up got dressed and headed to Crackers & Co. to have lunch with my favorite aunts! (minus april, Aunt jo, and missy) Soo delish and soo good. I love getting together with my aunts whenever I can. I'm so glad i'm so close to them. im a very fortunate girl.Then we all headed over to the Clouse House for Megan's Bridal shower. Still can't believe she'll be my next aunt in two weeks from today. Ridiculous. Then me and mom hit the shops. Got some deals. and ended the night with some Paradise Bakery. Sonday was the actual Birthday. So we went to church and just veged and ate cake. Then this weekend rolled around. Megan came and picked me up from school to go shopping at forever 21 on crack at chandler (as megan would say.) I even got the privelage to ride in "the truck" a.k.a graham's old white truck that beckie used to drive us around in when we were just hatchlings. Great to re-lieve the memories. Thanks megan! that was a present in n' of itself. Then yesterday Grandma Carol suprised me by taking me to "The Sugar Bowl." Oh my gosh i was in absolute HEAVEN her and grandpa used to go there on their dates! It was so special to go to a place that her and grandpa loved. Nothing has changed at this joint. Everything has stayed the same since her and grandpa went there. To top it all off an old man walked in in his old sailor's uniform with a dozen roses for his wife. I was like SERIOUSLY? it was the cutest thing i've probably ever seen. Then she handed me a small parcel wrapped in rose printed wrapping paper. The Box was an old goldwaters box (an antique itself) But i lifted the lid and there sat beautifully grandma's blue saphire diamond encircled necklace and matching earrings. I started to tear up when she told me Grandpa had picked it out for her exactly how he wanted it. I loved that it was partially from him AND her. It was so special. I am grateful for the wonderful birthday i had. and im grateful to all those who made it what it was. You are all amazing!
OH! forgot to tell you!!!! Being sixteen now also gives me the advantage to go to dances! Last night Me and Mom concocted some ideas. But one was just to amazing to pass up. We ran to target at 7:30 and headed to the baby section. There we found what we needed. An inflatible rubber duck POOL. and two rubber duckies. We jumped in the car and HAULED to my amazing friend, Robby Bowler's house. While rushing to get to his house before he did i was in the back huffing and puffing until the dang thing was blown up all the way. Then I proceeded to write all around it... Robby duckie your the one, you'd make winter formal so much fun. Then on the bottom of the pool I wrote... Robby duckie It's plain to see. I want you to come to winter formal with me! Then i wrote on one rubber duck Robby, and on the other, tori. (kudos to stacie for coming up with this rhyme. We're now best friends.) We arrived at Robby's house circled the coldesac to see where the hose was and we were in luck! It was right in the front yard. While circling the street amber texted me and said, "robby went home." and i started FLIPPING out. I texted caleb (he lives a street over) and said DUDE ROBBY'S HOME! while my mother went and filled up the pool. ( i was to scared to go do it.) In the mess of all this caleb texted me back saying robby was at his house WHEW. Then. I hear what sounded like a quad starting up. I was like what the crap!? Then i see my mother hauling back to the car with the duck still in her grip. She shoved it back in the car and sped away. I was like WHAT HAPPENED!? and she said you didnt hear that!!!?? and i was like what? and she said That freaking loud noise and i was like yeah it was a quad. Then through her hysterics she said THAT WAS THE HOSE. I was like HOLY CRAP! what kind of hose makes that kind of noise!? So we head to my friend amber's house to go use her hose (i'm so glad i know so many people that live in V-V-L.) haha so we fill it up and with a few casual spills we get the dumb duck out of the car and onto his front porch haha. it was awesome. So there's my first dance story. Can't wait.

Here's the end product. Sorry Thq quality is so bad. Camera phone's can only do so much

Nov 1, 2008

I like I like

I've decided I'm rather fond of David Letterman... Here's why...

? As most of you know I am not a President Bush fan, nor have I ever been, but this is not about Bush, it is about us, as Americans, and it seems to hit the mark
'The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some Poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right? The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is heade d and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the President. In essence 2/3 of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, 'What are we so unhappy about?''
A.. Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 Days a week?
B.. Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter?
C.. Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job?
D.. Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery s tore at any time and see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year?
E.. Maybe it is the ability to drive our cars and trucks from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean without having to present identification papers as we move through each st ate?
F.. Or possibly the hundreds of clean and safe motels we would find along the way that can provide temporary shelter?
G.. I guess having thousands of restaurants with varying cuisine from around the world is just not good enough either.
H. Or could it be that when we wreck our car, emergency workers show up and provide services to help all and even send a helicopter to take you to the hospital.
I.. Perhaps you are one of the 70 percent of Americans who own a home. J. You may be upset with knowing that in the unfortunate case of a fire, a group of trained firefighters will appear in moments and use top notch equipment to extinguish the flames, thus saving you, your family, and your belongings.
K.. Or if, while at home watching one of your many flat screen TVs, a burglar or prowler intrudes, an officer equipped with a gun and a bullet-proof vest will co me to defend you and your family against attack or loss . L.. This all in the backdrop of a neighborhood free of bombs or militias raping and pillaging the residents. Neighborhoods where 90% of teenagers own cell phones and computers.
M.. How about the complete religious, social and political freedoms we enjoy that are the envy of everyone in the world? Maybe that is what has 67% of you folks unhappy. Fact is, we are the largest group of ungrateful, spoiled brats the world has ever seen.
No wonder the world loves the U.S. , yet has a great disdain for its citizens. They see us for what we are. The most blessed people in the world who do nothing but complain about what we don't have, and what we hate about the country instead of thanking the good Lord we live here. I know, I know. What about the president who took us into war and has no plan to get us out? The president who has a measly 31 percent approval rating?
Is this the same president who guided the nation in the dark days after 9/11? The president that cut taxes to bring an economy out of recession? Could this be the same guy who has been called every name in the book for succeeding in keeping all the spoiled ungrateful brats safe from terrorist attacks? The commander in chief of an all-volunteer army that is out there defending you and me?
Did you hear how bad the President is on the news or talk show? Did this news affect you so much, make you so unhappy you couldn't take a look around for yourself and see all the good things and be glad? Think about it......are you upset at the President because he actually caused you personal pain OR is it because the 'Media' told you he was failing to kiss your sorry ungrateful behind every day.
Make no mistake about it. The troops in Iraq and Afghanistan have volunteered to serve, and in many cases may have died for your freedom. There is currently no draft in this country. They didn't have to go. They are able to refuse to go and end up with either a ''general'' discharge, an 'other than honorable'' discharge or, worst case scenario, a ''dishonorable' ' discharge after a few days in the brig. So why then the flat-out discontentment in the minds of 69 percent of Americans? Say what you want but I blame it on the media. If it bleeds it leads and they specialize in bad news.
Everybody will watch a car crash with blood and guts How many will watch kids selling lemonade at the corner? The media knows this and media outlets are for-profit corporations. They offer what sells, and when criticized, try to defend their actions by 'justifying' them in one way or another.
Just ask why they tried to allow a murderer like O.J. Simpson to write a book about how he didn't kill his wife, but if he did he would have done it this way......Insane!
Turn off the TV, burn Newsweek, and use the New York Times for the bottom of your bird cage. Then start being grateful for all we have as country. There is exponentially more good than bad. We are among the most blessed people on Earth and should thank God several times a day, or at least be thankful and appreciative.' 'With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, 'Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?'
David L etterman